February 2012
oh and here is the poem i wrote for my class
it is based on something that happened to my great-grandfather when he was a kid during the pogroms in russia, but i changed the time to the 1940s in odessa because i figured that maybe some people wouldn’t know what a pogrom is since not everyone has seen fiddler on the room or an american tail.
the stanza breaks won’t show up but they come every four lines
“yiddish”
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poetry boy's friend and i have a conversation...
friend: sometimes when i'm playing music when i'm in the shower, he comes in and pulls back the curtain and starts screaming at me about what horrible taste i have.
me: when he gave me his poem to read, he was like "i wrote this really late last night so it's really weird" and when i said something like "oh, i'm sure it's great!" he was like, "i didn't say it wasn't great, i just said it was weird."
friend: was it great?
me: no.
friend:
me:
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me: don't tell him.
i swear to god
every time i meet someone and they express even the slightest interest in me
i just shut down and i’m like NOPE NOPE I POSSESS NO POSITIVE QUALITIES NOPE NOPE YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE WITH ME
and so then i just ignore them for a while until they’re like “wtf?” and go away
so then i’m like “yeah of course they didn’t wanna date me because i’m mean and...
gabjoh asked: 2, 4, 6, 8 which answers do you appreciate!
In the criminal justice system, sexually-based...
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oprahdreams wants to get a tattoo on her pubic bone that says “take a whack at this bush”
for lumberjacks
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jeremy wears aviator glasses to poetry class
alex: whatup, officer myers.
jeremy: shut up. these are my dad's.
alex: is your dad a cop?
jeremy: fuck you, alex.
professor: is you dad an aviator?
jeremy: yeah, he used to be.
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annnggx3:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is! Me: Please, god, no— Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!! Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious Me: Please, guys, calm down— Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I’M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. Brain: And now I’m ugly! shbdksdnksbn Torso: Time to practice...
timeisirrelevant replied to your post: timeisirrelevant replied to your photoset: i wanna…
you drive a rough bargin.
except i totally just finished the poem and it doesn’t suck completely. can i write glowing descriptions of white zinfandel now?
timeisirrelevant replied to your photoset: i wanna write copy for sutter home when i grow up
first you have to write poems
NOPE
Watchbuttduchess:
mexicancer:
promo4homo:
EJSUS CHGRSIT
HLOYY SH9IT WTAAAT
what the fuck did i just watch
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timeisirrelevant replied to your post: timeisirrelevant replied to…
i would go as far as to say it involves both politics and science. invisible ink map. that just screams science.
we’re clearly geniuses. i think this should exempt us from having to do IS at all.
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then i could switch and write about nicolas cage. or batman. since one kid is already doing one on superman….i fully support this life decision.
nicolas cage? i would do it on how to steal the declaration of independence/kidnap the president of the united states. that’s relevant to poli sci, right?
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timeisirrelevant replied to your post: timeisirrelevant replied to your post: i…
mine has become respond to rachel’s text posts, don’t respond
there’s clearly only 1 choice though
ps. is it bad that i’m considering switching majors just so i can do my IS on american psycho? i just wanna read ’80s literature and write about shoulder pads and chainsaws
“Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting....”
– Andy Warhol (via guiltyeating)
timeisirrelevant replied to your post: i apparently decided to follow the “franzia” tag…
stellar life choices.
it’s right between “chinese food” and “jalapeno poppers.” this is my life these are my choices
today in poetry class we had to describe ourselves in an unconventional way
i said i was a “small bear with a cardigan addiction” and the kid who sits next to me described himself intermittently as “a casio calculator watch but the division function doesn’t work” and “the united states of america but someone chewed florida off.”
so we’re cool i...
i apparently decided to follow the “franzia” tag at some point on saturday night
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wontloversrevoltnow asked: i'm amazed and happy you reblogged that Pittsburgh Easter poem. i kinda thought i'd be annoying everyone with all that Pittsburgh stuff, but a lot of people responded to it, haha. :)
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